Cool Noobs Pickleball Club
· 14 members · 3 activities
Yow everyone, and a massive welcome to Cool Noobs - OLONGAPO🤘🏻😎🤘🏻
If you are looking for a highly competitive, Olympic-level athletic environment where people don’t smile and sweat with intense aggression… YOU are completely in the WRONG PLACE. Please LEAVE immediately. 🤪
But if you are looking to whack a plastic ball with holes in it, accidentally hit yourself in the shin, and laugh at your own complete lack of hand-eye coordination, congratulations! You have found your people!
Welcome to Cool Noobs, the pickleball club where even though we are "Noob" and can’t PERFORM, we try our best to look "Cool" and JAPORMS. 😆
Here are a few ground rules for our club:
1. We are ALL learning together. If you miss the ball entirely, that’s not a miss, that’s a "strategic wind-up."
2. Beginners are king and queen here. If you’ve never picked up a paddle before, you fit right in. In fact, if you actually know what you're doing, we might ask you to leave so you don’t make the rest of us look bad. (Just kidding, please stay and teach us how to score).
3. The "Kitchen" is for staying out of, but we will absolutely be talking about snacks after play ✌️
We are all on this journey of figuring out why this sport is taking over the world. No judgment, no pressure, just vibes and vibrant neon balls.
Grab your paddle (or borrow one of ours), bring your sense of humor, and let’s get ready to play.
Stay cool, stay noob-y,
The Cool Noobs Crew 😎
