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🕶️💣 MISSION BRIEFING: DUPR Kitchen Dreams
OPERATION: DINK. DRIVE. DOMINATE. 🚀🔥
🧨 Your mission—should you choose to accept it…
Enter the most volatile zone in pickleball: THE KITCHEN 🥒⚠️
Agents of all levels are cleared for deployment. Whether you’re a seasoned spin assassin 🎯, a fearless kitchen commander 👑, or a fresh recruit stepping onto the court for the first time 🆕—this mission needs you.
We are a high-energy, not-for-profit task force of pickleball operatives who play for:
• the thrill of the rally 🔥
• the precision of elite dinks 🎾🧠
• and the adrenaline-fueled laughs between points 😂💥
(Not for profit: Meet fees are kept at cost per player)
Expect fast hands ⚡️, clever shot-making 🧩, cheeky dinks 😏, and top-tier vibes only 😎
❌ No pressure
❌ No ego
❌ No drama
Just clean pickleball, great people, and missions you’ll want to rerun again and again 🎬🔁
🎯 Join for the game. Stay for the squad.
Strap in, agent—the kitchen is calling 🥒🔥💣
🕵️ Codename: I am the storm ⛈️
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🛰️ INTELLIGENCE UPDATE
This club is DUPR-registered 🧾✅ (https://www.dupr.com/) as of 29 June 2025.
Expect both:
• 🎖️ Official DUPR missions
• 🎉 Non-DUPR social ops
Choose your assignment.
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⚠️🚨 OPERATIONAL WAIVER (THIS MESSAGE WILL NOT SELF-DESTRUCT)
By joining any mission hosted by this club, you agree to the following:
1️⃣ Assumption of Risk
I acknowledge pickleball involves physical activity and willingly accept all mission-related risks 💪🎾
2️⃣ Medical Readiness
I confirm I am fit for duty and not restricted by any medical professional 🩺✅
3️⃣ Indemnity Clause
I release the organizers and venue from any liability for injuries, losses, or damages incurred during operations 🛡️📄
Organized By
Keon🕵️♂️
Jason Teoh
Sofia
Jun