ITB NoobHoops
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🏀 ITBNoobHoops: Structural Integrity is Optional, Vibes are Permanent 📐
We are a group of ITB alumni who have traded our drafting tables, scale models, and deadline pressures for staying active—though "active" is a loose term here. Honestly, we don't always play basketball; half the time we might end up playing padel, hitting ping pong balls, going for a bike ride, or even splashing around in the local river (main air di kali), just to see if our balance is still structurally sound. Our skill level across all sports? Let's call it basic spatial experimentation—where our defense and execution rely way more on visual aesthetics and pure luck than tactical precision.
What we offer here:
- A structural-criticism-free zone; missing the rim (or the ping pong table, or the paddle ball) completely is a form of abstract art, not a failure.
- Cardio disguised as a casual hangout (our lungs definitely need a total renovation across multiple types of terrain).
- Post-game/post-splash hangout sessions that are usually much more serious about discussing culinary spots than our actual athletic percentages.
Can't dribble, swing, pedal, or swim while maintaining structural balance? Perfect, you'll fit right in. Let's reminisce, sweat, and laugh together—wherever we end up playing. See you on the court, court-adjacent, or in the river! 🍻🏀🏸🏓🚴♂️💦
