Friday Dink the Stress Cancelled

FRIDAY STRESS RELIEVER

Location: Alta Vista Golf & Country Club
1 Court | 2:00pm - 5:00pm (3 hours of destressing)
Level: Beginners to Adv Beginners

📋 How to Join
* Request to join and wait for waitlist approval.
* Once confirmed, you’re locked in!

⚙️ Quick Game Rules (The Agenda)
• NO SLIDING! We need your ankles intact.
• DEATH GAME FORMAT — It's survival of the fittest. Prepare to rally for your lives!
• Sudden Death — 1 game to 11 points.

🫱🏼‍🫲🏽 Friendly Reminders
• Timing — Be punctual! The battle begins at 2:00 PM sharp.
• Safety — Play responsibly. Participation is at your own risk.

What to Bring:

• Paddle
• Court shoes (Please don't break an ankle, we need you to survive)
• Water
• Salonpas and Katinko

🎾 Venue Etiquette
The Class Dismissed Club respects the battleground:
🚭 NO SMOKING/ VAPING inside court premises.
🍴 NO MEALS on court. Eat only in designated zones and practice CLAYGO.
🥅 DO NOT touch the net.
✋🏼 NO VIOLENCE or PHYSICAL HARM towards players or staff (except the emotional damage of a 0-11 loss).

🫶🏼 SURVIVE AND HAVE FUN!
May the dinks be ever in your favor! LFG! ✊🏼👏🏼

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Ed