PIP: Pickleball Improvement Plan (26 Players)

🏓 PIP: Pickleball Improvement Plan
26 Players Only
 
Your performance has been reviewed… and unfortunately, improvement is required. 😂
 
You are therefore being placed under a Pickleball Improvement Plan effective immediately.
 
Areas for improvement may include:
• Excessive unforced errors
• Questionable third shot drops
• Refusal to stay out of the kitchen
• Suspiciously high number of pop ups
• Saying “mine!” and then missing the ball
• Blaming the paddle, lights, floor, partner or Mercury retrograde
 
Improvement Method: Social Round Robin
Objective: Survive, improve and avoid termination from pickleball
Maximum Headcount: 26 players
Saturday, 24 October | 12:00 AM
Elite Indoor Arena (EIA)
 
No NTE will be issued. No HR hearing required. Just show up and demonstrate measurable improvement. 😌🏓

Failure to attend may result in an extension of your PIP. 😂

Hosted By

Jason Perez